Dr. Paul Offit is admitted to Philadelphia hospital after taking 100,000 vaccines – Reuters Health

April 1, 2012

Reuters Health

Responding to a public challenge by neurosurgeon Dr. Russell Blaylock to take the same vaccines that he recommends for others, Dr. Paul Offit had 100,000 vaccines injected by his wife, pediatrician Dr. Bonnie Offit. In a statement before the 24-hour injection session, Dr. Paul Offit said: ‘As I stated in the October 2005, Parents Pack Newsletter from the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia: My studies show “healthy infants could safely get up to 100,000 vaccines at once” and I intend to demonstrate this to debunk the false prophets of a vaccine/autism link once and for all.’

Dr. Offit received 38 injections per square inch of his body in the marathon vaccine injection session. He developed seizures and was admitted to Philadelphia Children’s Hospital with severe cases of atypical measles, chickenpox, pertussis, pneumonia, rotavirus and encephalitis. This hospital issued a statement saying that Dr. Offit was probably faking his symptoms, because scientific studies show that vaccines have been proven to be 100% safe and effective and never cause adverse reactions.

A spokesman for Merck (which made 99,999 of the 100,000 vaccines) said: ‘Sometimes neurological diseases occur in a random temporal association with vaccination. Correlation is not causation. No one should know this better than Dr. Offit and we refuse to take responsibility for his health problems. If he erroneously believes that vaccines have caused his illnesses, he should apply to the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (NVICP) for relief. The NVICP was created expressly to protect innocent vaccine manufacturers like us from frivolous lawsuits by so-called vaccine adverse reaction victims.’

The Chief Special Master of the NVICP kangaroo court issued a statement saying: Unfortunately, Dr. Offit’s symptoms are not covered under our program. There is absolutely no scientific evidence showing that vaccines can cause the diseases they were designed to prevent. Dr. Offit is mistaken if he believes that he can milk the system with his phony vaccine injury claims. Anyway, the money obtained through vaccine taxes in the NVICP program has already been spent by the US government as part of the general budget, so we couldn’t pay Offit even if we wanted to. Why do you think we reject so many claims anyway?’

From his hospital bed, Dr. Offit gave this response: ‘Now I understand how vaccines are injuring children and adults. I promise to work to correct the great injustice that I have personally inflicted on innocent vaccine victims. If I ever recover from this paralytic neurological damage caused by vaccination, I will work tirelessly to ensure that such a thing never happens to another innocent child.’

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42 Responses to Dr. Paul Offit is admitted to Philadelphia hospital after taking 100,000 vaccines – Reuters Health

  1. Dr. Buttar says:

    This was classic. Well done!

  2. Couldn’t happen to a nicer chap. I do hope his bottom doesn’t hurt too much. I would show the news story to my son, but unfortunately he would not understand, having been autistic since his vaccinations. I am sure it is a coincidence, incidentally, and that doctors like Dr Offit are all jolly decent people with no financial interests in the vaccine industry.

  3. kimberly says:

    Is this an April fools joke? Did he really do this or is he just making fun of us again?

  4. Genevieve says:

    Good April Fools joke!

  5. Meryl Dorey says:

    If only, Michael! If only everyone who so blithely sings the ‘vaccines are perfectly safe’ song had to take them themselves. Our problems would be over and vaccines would either be made safe or withdrawn from use. It’s a nice dream. And starting with Dr Profit would be the closest to justice most vaccine-injured children and adults will ever come.
    Keep up the great work!
    Meryl

    • Erwin Alber says:

      Thanks Meryl. Vaccines will however never be made safe because for one thing, if all the toxic ingrdients were removed from a vaccine, there would be no vaccine left, and for another, it would defeat the REAL purpose behing vaccinations, which is to impair children’s intelligence and to promote chronic ill-health.

  6. kimberly says:

    I am going to be so pissed if this is an April fools joke by you guys. I posted this to all my friends that don’t believe me that they are dangerous and if I have to take flack cause of this I will turn against this site so fast.

    • Twyla says:

      It’s humor, Kimberly – humor with a meaning.

      • Erwin Alber says:

        I can understand that this could be upsetting to you because you may have ended up with egg on your face if you took this story seriously, having failed to notice the date. Also, if the story had been true, Dr Offit would not just be feeling like a pincushion – he would be dead!

        I wouldn’t worry too much about your friends ridiculing you.

        “Belief in vaccination is a form of delusional insanity.”
        Dr Herbert Shelton, USA

        Delusional insanity is the normal mindet among provaxers. The more vaccines your firneds have, the sicker they are liklely to become. If they don’t take what you tell the to heart, it wil be their fault if they become sick or die. This may be put to the test later this year as there appears to be a big biowarfare scare just around the corner which will be used to scare people into taking a deadly vaccine. Those who refuse th vaccine will be fine, but those who take the vaccine will put their health and their life at risk. Just keep in mind that truth is on your side, so never mind about your friends teasing you. Time will prove you right, and they may pay for their foolishness with their health. Maybe it would also pay you to find some like-minded friends.

        .

  7. kimberly says:

    Really???? I am beyond pissed you would take our cause and make a joke like this so that people like me who hope this is real repost it and start a false rumor to make us look even more like idiots. Really this was uncalled for. I love a good joke but this is not a joking matter. Kids are dieing and we are being told we have false information now we have even more out there cause I posted it for all to see thinking you were telling the truth. Now I am going to be attacked cause I posted false information and our cause is going to be for nothing. Thank you for being and arrogant ass and thinking before you do something so stupid.

    • Twyla says:

      Kimberly, if anyone really received even a fraction of 100,000 vaccines they would die. A typical vaccine for age 0-19 years of age is .5 milliliters. There are 1,000 milliliters in a liter. So if someone received 100,000 vaccines, that would be about 50 liters of stuff injected into them, which is over 13 gallons.

      For adults the vaccines are typically 1.0 milliliter, so 100,000 vaccines would be about 100 liters which is over 26 gallons.

      That’s one of the absolutely insane things about what Dr. Offit said. Nobody could even receive that many vaccines, let alone survive, let alone survive with health and mental faculties still in tact.

      But I’m glad that in this fictional satirical account Dr. Offit not only survived to learn his lesson but was still able to talk coherently and understand.

      • kimberly says:

        My duh moment. Geesh. I did not think. I assumed the guy was that stupid to do it. LOL

        • Twyla says:

          A natural assumption — you would think that Dr. Ofit would believe what he himself wrote! And don’t worry about posting “false information” – it was April fool’s day!

    • Twyla says:

      Sometimes dark times call for dark humor.

    • Paige says:

      Don’t worry Kimberly. No adult in the world could possible read this article and not realize it is a joke. So unless everyone you know on FB is particularly sub-typical in intelligence then I think you’re good. And, I don’t think they are laughing at real vaccine injuries but they are laughing at the extreme hubris of Offit when he says kids can get 100,000 shots at once!

      • Liz Anonymous says:

        Speak for yourself!
        I am 32 years old, I have a child with Autism and I am probably also on the spectrum.
        My heart skipped a beat when I read this article…but it was in a good way. I know, I’m a sadist.

  8. Cindy says:

    I think this article is a case of wishful thinking and clearly an April Fools joke…

  9. William Gershwin says:

    Wow! Is that his real photo? Interesting, the guy has the classic psychopathic glare. It easily compares to any of the great killers. Look up psychopath glare to see photos like this of the likes of Ted Bundy, & Scott Peterson. That really puts the reality of “our children are not safe in the hands of these predators” in a whole new light. And the thing is that a true psychopath is unable to completely hide this look when it comes. It’s who he is! Just wow!

  10. Twyla says:

    Hahaha – good one!

  11. I wish this was not April Fool’s Day:(

  12. Shawn Siegel says:

    If a vaccine mogul or public health official utters a word of truth regarding vaccination, it is also an occurrence of a random temporal association. As for the good Dr. Offit, perhaps he would make such a final statement, were he visited by the ghosts of well visits past, present and future.

  13. derek says:

    I do agree with Kimberly – it should be stated up front that it is satire. Even someone stupid enough to say such a thing would very likely not be stupid enough to do it. 100,000 injections, 38 injections per square inch of his body? I couldn’t believe anyone could be that gung ho for their cause – though i believe they should put their money/health/life where their mouth is

    • Kelly says:

      Oh but Derek….think of how much fun it would be to watch him get those 100,000 vaccines – the same ones he said a healthy newborn could get. Offit is definitely a douchebag! I think we should get a petition going with your line: Dear Offit, Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is… =)

  14. Kelly says:

    I love this scenario…oh in a perfect world…. You know, if this were to happen, all of us parents would be allowed to give him one injection each!! And Kimberly – good God, love, lighten up. Everybody else realized it was a joke from the get-go. Allow us our dreams, woman!

    • kimberly says:

      I know… I was just so excited that I thought we would finally have a real advocate that could get things done but I was wrong. He would never really do this. He knows we are right.

  15. Sofia says:

    epic!

  16. Mary Jo says:

    I am not typically gullible, and rarely believe anything I read, but I did think/hope this was real. However, I am not offended to find that it is a joke… just a little disappointed. Anyone who claims that a healthy newborn can receive that many injections, really should put his money where his mouth is! And I don’t care if this does get circulated as if true. Maybe more people will stop and THINK before injecting their precious babies with POISON!

  17. Jennifer Spokas says:

    I think we all should petition to have him get the 100,000 shots. Why not? If it’s okay for our babies, why not him? He SHOULD do this, seriously, he should do this if he can make a statement like that. What a complete ass.

  18. Kathie Soracco says:

    That was a great story. I’m only sorry it was an April fools joke. He is truly a horrible man. He knows his first rotavirus vaccine injured babies. I had the opportunity to see him in person when we attended a rally in Atlanta. He arrived at the same hotel we were staying at but then did not sleep there. ???????A mystery!

  19. Sandra says:

    Well, sadly, I thought it was true :/ I forgot it was April 1st when I read it. I was telling my husband about it today, but did caution him that I’d have to look into it more to see if it’s actually true or not. Upon looking into it today, I realized it was in fact, an AF joke. Oh well, one can dream that one day these arrogant, greedy drug pushers will be stopped.

  20. Ricky Barnes says:

    Excellent work. For one wild and ecstatic moment, I thought- YES!

  21. Victor Pavlovic says:

    I love it, great job.

  22. NoVaccines4Me says:

    Hilarious!!
    Only a true follower of the Informed Consent movement would really “get it”.
    I LOVED IT!!! Best April Fools joke ever :0)

  23. Greg Monarche says:

    Kimberly said: “My duh moment. Geesh. I did not think. I assumed the guy was that stupid to do it. LOL”

    If someone’s stupid enough to say it in the first place, then yes – they probably are stupid enough to do it.

  24. Marci Bacon says:

    I can’t believe that we haven’t heard more about this. It’s been almost a year and I can’t find anything about his current condition. And don’t you think if he was so pro-vaccine and this happened to him that he would immediately become an advocate for vaccine injured and be shouting to the roof tops of what happened? Let me guess, BIG PHARMA SHUT HIM UP!

  25. Linda says:

    Hilarious! I knew it was too good to be true! Ha! Ha! But really, I think it really needs to be done and he should be 100,000 vaccines in one day and see how well he stands up after that much crap is injected into him.

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